shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com)

kidhedera:

pyrrhiccomedy:

pikestaff:

This town in Russia is called Zheleznogorsk.

Their flag and coat of arms is a bear splitting the atom.

image

That is all.

*kicks down door, knocks over end table, vase crashes to the floor*

No that is NOT all, because Zheleznogorsk is really interesting.

It was a secret city, established in 1950 in the middle of Nowhere, Siberia for the purpose of researching nuclear weaponry and producing massive quantities of plutonium, the facilities for which were hidden inside a hollowed-out mountain. It appeared on no maps, and had no census data. Although more than 100,000 people lived there at one point, satellite imagery would have shown only a fairly small mining town. The mountain complex contained 3,500 rooms and three plutonium reactors, which were kept cool by one of the mightiest river in Siberia. The space had been excavated by tens of thousands of gulag slave laborers, who removed more rock from inside the mountain than was used to build the Great Pyramids. Protected under the granite peak of the mountain, these facilities would survive a direct nuclear attack.

No one called it “Zheleznogorsk.” Officially, it was “Krasnoyarsk-26,” which is something like naming a city ‘Arizona-17.’ Residents traveling outside the city called it Iron Town, if they had to refer to it at all. They were under strict instructions never to reveal to anyone the actual business of Krasnoyarsk-26. 

And life there was fantastic. People living and working in the secret city received some of the best wages in the Soviet Union. There were sports stadiums, public gardens, a movie theater, and the shortages notorious in the rest of the USSR were unknown. The best nuclear scientists in Russia lived in a sealed-off utopia. 

A third of all the nuclear weapons produced in Russia during the Cold War were powered by fuel from Zheleznogorsk. At the time, the image of the great Russian bear ripping an atom apart wouldn’t have seemed very funny at all.

So basically its the IRL inspiration for the TV show Eureka?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:



Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Best advice Cosmo has ever given :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Best advice Cosmo has ever given :D

I’m not heartless. I just learned how to use my heart less.
(via blurrymelancholy)

sisterofthewolves:

Mexican gray wolf yawning by T Wheatley

bisexualrupertgiles:

How freaking much of a coincidence is this????

image

winningthebattleloosingthewar:

Archangel Michael’s victory over the Devil, sculpture above the main entrance at St. Michaelis Church, Hamburg

winningthebattleloosingthewar:

Archangel Michael’s victory over the Devil, sculpture above the main entrance at St. Michaelis Church, Hamburg

tastefullyoffensive:

[oatmeal]